Baldric's Books — 4 of 6

Liam Cooke

Release 1

Chapter - Random books

Table of Book Characters

singularplural
"Assassin""Assassin"
"Blacksmith""Blacksmiths"
"Dictator""Dictators"
"King""Kings"
"Knight""Knights"
"Old Man""Old Men"
"Prince""Princes"
"Princess""Princesses"
"Queen""Queens"
"Robot""Robots"
"Samurai""Samurai"
"Soldier""Soldiers"
"Swordsman""Swordsmen"
"Vampire""Vampires"
"Warrior""Warrior"
"Wolf""Wolves"
"Wizard""Wizards"

To say a/-- random book character:

choose a random row in the Table of Book Characters;

say the singular entry.

Table of Book Nouns

singularplural
"Gun""Guns"
"Hat""Hats"
"Knife""Knife"
"Staff""Staffs"
"Sword""Swords"
"Thunder""Thunder"

To say a/-- random book noun:

choose a random row in the Table of Book Nouns;

say the singular entry.

Table of Book Domains

singularplural
"Castle""Castles"
"Longboat""Longboats"
"Ship""Ships"
"Tower""Towers"

To say a/-- random book domain:

choose a random row in the Table of Book Domains;

say the singular entry.

To say a/-- random book time at/--:

say "[one of]Dawn[or]Sunset[or]Night[in random order]".

To say a/-- random book title:

say "[one of][one of]The [or][purely at random][random book character] [one of]in the [random book domain][or]at [random book time][as decreasingly likely outcomes][or][random book character]'s [random book noun][at random]".

Table of Given Names

name
"Alastair"
"Alex"
"Alice"
"Andrew"
"Arthur"
"Charles"
"David"
"Douglas"
"Edward"
"Elizabeth"
"Emily"
"Evelyn"
"Florence"
"Frank"
"George"
"Grace"
"Helen"
"Henry"
"James"
"John"
"Margaret"
"Mary"
"Michael"
"Michelle"
"Olivia"
"Ralph"
"Richard"
"Sarah"
"Theodore"
"Thomas"
"William"

To say a/-- random book/-- given/first name:

choose a random row in the Table of Given Names;

say name entry.

Table of Surnames

name
"Brown"
"Browning"
"Butler"
"Clarke"
"Davis"
"Jackson"
"Johnson"
"Jones"
"Roberts"
"Robinson"
"Smith"
"Stewart"
"Stone"
"Taylor"
"Thomas"
"Thompson"
"Walker"
"White"
"Williams"
"Wilson"
"Wood"
"Wright"
"York"

To say a/-- random book/-- surname:

choose a random row in the Table of Surnames;

say name entry.

To say a/-- random book/-- author:

say "[random given name] [random surname]".

To say a/-- random book action:

say "[one of]take down a book[or]grab another book[or]select another book[or]select a book at random[at random]"

To say a/-- random book condition:

say "[one of]is quite beaten[or]is battered[or]is in fairly good condition[or]is well-worn[or]has seen better days[or]smells musty[in random order]"